I don’t know about you, but I have a silly sense of humor, and I love to make people giggle a bit.
One of my favorite times to do that is with a gift. When one of my friends had a baby around the same time I was due, I wanted to really make her laugh, so I gave her this book:
It’s the PERFECT gift for the new momma with a sense of humor.
Rather than being a dirty book full of pictures I could never post here, it is a book full of pictures of Hot Dads performing jobs or saying things that us moms only dream about.
I’m drooling.
Really? This is a whole new kind of turn on.
They don’t just make these books for new moms…no no…they also have books for Brides, for Women, for Women of a Certain Age (Cougar status), and more. There’s a “Porn for…” Book for every woman you know!
Available at your local bookstore or online, you should go out and pick up a copy for a friend…or yourself.
And our winner is….
#14 ZORA!!
Her ultimate turn on would be to hear “”Here is my credit card so you can buy yourself clothes and shoes (and not for the kids) and afterwards enjoy a ladies night out, I’ll spend the day and night with the kids”.Oh, that sounds LOVELY!
Congrats, Zora, look out for an email from us.
This Giveaway ends Saturday December 17th.
17 COMMENTS
Christy W.
13 years ago“Why don’t you take a nap and I’ll wear the baby around the house while I dust, vacuum and mop.”
Jess T.
13 years agoOh man, I loooove these books! Too funny!!!
Kaydee
13 years agoHow hilarious!
I would love to hear, “you only want an hour massage…I was thinking more like two or three!”
Leah
13 years agoWhat a great idea :) I’d love to hear “I’ll love to fold my own laundry!”
Leah
13 years agoI agree with Kaydee…”Sure I’ll rub your back for hours upon hours! You do carry our 20 pound son around on your hip all day!”
Staci A
13 years ago“I’ll cook you dinner, clean the house, and watch the kids. Go take a hot bath and a nap.”
Oh how I dream of the day!
anne
13 years agomy fantasy guy would say to me “oh here let me pay all the bills off, cook you dinner, and tomorrow we can go shop at Chanel.”
Amber
13 years ago“Thank you so much for giving birth to our 3 beautiful children”. It’d be nice to hear it lol!
Keri
13 years agoId love to have him clean up his own pee around the toilet for once. Haha!!
Beth
13 years agoCan you put your feet up while I make dinner, fern the baby, give her a bath and put her to bed? While your at it, do some yoga while I do the dishes and clean the house
Melinda
13 years agoI want to hear “why don’t you take a day of pampering and get your hair, nails, massage while I watch the kids”
Kaydee
13 years ago”Babe I would love to make you a gourmet dinner with desert and clean all the dishes!”
Kelly
13 years agoI’ve got this. You go have a girls weekend and I’ll take care of the kids and the house. Here’s some money to spoil yourself and it had better be gone before you come home!
Zora
13 years ago“Here is my credit card so you can buy yourself clothes and shoes (and not for the kids) and afterwards enjoy a ladies night out, I’ll spend the day and night with the kids”.
Kaydee
13 years agoHow about a spa WEEKEND?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaydee
13 years agoI would love to hear, “here’s my no limit credit card, go shopping!”
shanelle Bokariza
13 years agoI would love to hear ” you have been doing such a great job at taking care of all the cleaning and taking care of the baby. Why dont you go take the day to yourself and go shopping and get your nails done.”